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It is becoming exceedingly difficult for independent web sites to receive any notoriety, or for the average surfer to even know we exist. Call it AORTAL, the anti-portal, because we have heart.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Everything I Know About Dating, I Learned in Kindergarten by Curt Degenhart

Explode your dating world. Reject all the rules, motherly advice, insipid ideas about what guys want, and other pop schlock. The time is now for a total annihilation of how you think about dating and relationships. This ain't gonna be easy.

xoxo, Tiara @ 6:30:00 AM +

Thursday, October 24, 2002

The Lord's Brother

"Ya'akov bar Yosef akhui diYeshua" (James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus). Could it be James the brother of Jesus? There was no mention of Nazareth, but it was very impressive. "James" is described as a brother of Jesus not only in the Pauline epistles but also in the Gospel of Matthew, there are three different interpretations of the relationship.

xoxo, Tiara @ 8:33:00 PM +

Menstrual Art

My intention in making paintings using my menstrual blood is to create beauty from something that is most commonly regarded as shameful. I consider my paintings as personal and political images presenting a positive attitude toward menstruation. For me, menstruation signals a time to periodically rest and replenish. This period is highly private yet universal and treated invisibly.

xoxo, Tiara @ 7:41:00 PM +

Why Google Blogs

Reason One: Google Loves the Links in Weblogs
Reason Two: Google loves Fresh Content

xoxo, Tiara @ 1:05:00 PM +

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Fart Stopper

"I am a circus performer and for years I have been embarrassed to pass gas on stage. People in the audience sometime thinks its part of the act but it isn't. Because of your wonderful product today my audience laughs at my gags and not my gas."

xoxo, Tiara @ 12:23:00 PM +

Need another nipple addition?

FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT! That's right! The female breast, so beloved of men, is really nothing but a bag of fat! Yes, the same stuff women work so hard to keep off of their thighs and behinds is what makes up the most attractive part of their anatomy!

But what makes these bags of fat different from those that women, say, squeeze into their jeans?

Many otherwise attractive women find their behinds to be their biggest problem area -- and we do mean biggest! But Dr. Zizlesse's system can work magic for gals like that!

xoxo, Tiara @ 11:14:00 AM +

Are you ready for a Dog's party?

xoxo, Tiara @ 11:05:00 AM +

I am better than your kids.

"If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece."
~ Maddox.

xoxo, Tiara @ 9:38:00 AM +

Counter Script

- a guideline for a telephone conversation.

This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful.

xoxo, Tiara @ 9:30:00 AM +

Combine your Gameboy with your shoes!

In the ultimate merger of Technology and Fashion, these funky boots are highly popular with teens all over Japan. Surprisingly the Gameboys are still playable! Just pop it out and play, anytime anywhere.

xoxo, Tiara @ 9:23:00 AM +

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

Syndicated Weather

Another weather forecast for your site. Only for states in America? :/

xoxo, Tiara @ 10:51:00 PM +

Test posting via wapblogger. Using nokia 6510 and GPRS.

xoxo, Viking @ 8:49:00 PM +

Alchera is turning 1 this November, and from now until October 24th (specifically, 11:59PM, EST) you have the chance to win $20 at Amazon.com or $20 at powells.com. A non-United States resident, will be served accordingly.

All you need to do is enter project suggestions in multiples of five. The more options you enter, the larger your chances are to win. So, what are you waiting for, silly beans?

xoxo, Tiara @ 12:20:00 PM +

Chris [AZ] is engaged! Go and congratulate him!!!!! :)

xoxo, Tiara @ 12:06:00 PM +

Rain Design

Emma is a very nice girl who offers her blinkies to people and she even made some for me. Go to her site and ask her to make your blinkie name. She would be very happy. And you will you :)

xoxo, Tiara @ 10:15:00 AM +

Black People Love Us

"Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this.That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers!"

xoxo, Tiara @ 3:41:00 AM +